READ THE LAST ONE OUT LOUD
YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED
omfg i just did. im laughing so hard.
Should be a Febreeze sent!!
i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”
Julie Andrews and Walt Disney at the Hollywood premiere of Mary Poppins, 1964
So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.
smack that ass from 8 feet away
‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn.
Audrey Hepburn was the granddaughter of a baron, the daughter of a nazi sympathizer, spent her teens doing ballet to secretly raise money for the dutch resistance against the nazis, and spent her post-film career as a goodwill ambassador of UNICEF, winning the presidential medal of freedom for her efforts.
…and history remembers her as pretty.
AND HISTORY REMEMBERS HER AS PRETTY
this is the first time I have ever seen a picture of her older than 20 and I think that’s scary
I think she looks more beautiful here than she’s ever….. so much wisdom and love in her eyes
aquaman you dumbfuck
oh god this makes me feel so much better about this scene
true life: people like my hair more than they like me
i hope i start my hot person phase soon