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true life: people like my hair more than they like me
i hope i start my hot person phase soon
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How cute is that.
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Boil eggs, crack the shell, then reboil in colored water.
DRAGON EGGS!!! btw found this on Facebook
People are still reblogging this? Omg.
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
typical representation of people 1 week before finals.
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Last night I got up at 3 am to feed my cat. So I picked him up, noticed he was purring loudly, and thought in all seriousness:
"Very cat. Much purrs."
…then realized I may or may not spend too much time on this fucking website.
As your husband I feel I should inform you that you said that out loud.
OH MY GOD THAT’S EVEN WORSE
WAIT THERE ARE MARRIED COUPLES ON THIS WEBSITE!?
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