IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??
helping others is always nice
also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene
This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.
This is beautiful
If you are anxious, you are living in the future.
If you are at peace, you are living in the present.
|—||Lao Tzu (via psych-facts)|
me when straight girls
well it’s about time fred got some character development
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.
Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.
society: dare to be different!
society: whoa not THAT different you freak
|—||Orson Welles (via psych-facts)|
Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie
I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS